Challenge 14: The Salesman

Before I start, is anyone else dying?

It’s like 2017 is here, and my body has given up on all of life. Anything that involves anything is bare effort…

Like this blog..

Which, as a result, is turning out to be really shit.

Buuuuut, I don’t have time to be ill. I’m literally moving my life to Amsterdam in 3 weeks and I have too many things that aren’t gonna make the journey.

Sooooooo this week I thought I’d turn into a salesman and try and sell as much stuff as possible!

So far, my stellar sales technique has involved giving stuff away for free because I’m the.worst.salesman.in.the.history.of.the.world.

But I feel like this week is my time to make it rain!

I’m gonna hustle, blag and bullshit my way to making a tidy profit. I’ll basically be the Wolf of Wall Street Southport by Tuesday….

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Failing that….. I’ll be giving everything I tried to sell to charity.*

Wish me luck!

Oh, and if you want anything, anything at all….I’ll be sure to give you mates rates if you quote #fivewholedays 😉

*Except for my car. I’m not that generous, soz.

 

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